
When: Easter 1979
Where: Mamaw and Papaw's trailer (I think)
Crochet is hip, especially when your mamaw makes a rockin' cape and hat for you for Easter. Not much else to say about that.
Expect the Nearly-Random.

When: Easter, 1983.
Where: The farm, before the wall-to-wall carpeting was installed.
Last on the Bunny's list: Somehow we all look reasonably happy to be wearing the pretty (itchy) Easter dresses. Jenn looks a little dubious. I asked Mom how she kept us clean. She reminded me that the Easter Bunny did not show up until after church. This way, if we misbehaved during church, one call could stop the bunny from showing. It, thankfully, never came to that.
I should mention that Mom made the lovely purses we're carrying. If I remember correctly, she later made different covers for them as well that weren't white (and could be carried after Labor Day--Thank God!).
"There is a Midwestern love for big, thick, dense things."
--Jane Stern in reference to the pancakes at the Grove Cafe in Ames, IA

Total 2000
I made it through the first descending set, killed myself on the 50s, and missed the last 100 on the last set. I'll get it next time.
Okay. This does not help with how baseball fits with the committee, unless baseball is suddenly a federal program. We'll move on to jurisdiction (again FTFW):The Committee on Oversight and Government Reform is the main
investigative committee in the U.S. House of Representatives. It has
jurisdiction to investigate any federal program and any matter with federal
policy implications.
The legislative jurisdiction of the Committee on Oversight and Government Reform includes the following areas, as set forth in House Rule X, clause 1:
• Federal civil service, including intergovernmental personnel; and the
status of officers and employees of the United States, including their
compensation, classification, and retirement;
• Municipal affairs of the District of Columbia in general (other than
appropriations);
• Federal paperwork reduction;
• Government management and accounting measures generally;
• Holidays and celebrations;
• Overall economy, efficiency, and management of government operations and
activities, including federal procurement;
• National archives;
• Population and demography generally, including the Census;
• Postal service generally, including transportation of the mails;
• Public information and records;
• Relationship of the federal government to the states and municipalities
generally; and
• Reorganizations in the executive branch of the government.
Okay, so I'll stretch things a bit and go with public information and records. It's a stretch, but I'm going to assume that's where they're coming from. However, if we're going to make this argument, I'll say that they need to be talking to individuals from all arenas wherein steroid abuse is an issue. These are probably primarily sports, but definitely not limited to baseball. The talks should be talking about the effects of steroids on the human body (for the use of public information) not the future hall-of-fame eligibility of the individual in question. Let that question go to the MLB governing body.
In the meantime, the 41 members of the committee have (so far) spent two sessions (this go-'round) in this investigation. Even conservative calculations would show astronomical billable hours. From there, we'll go back to the committee's homepage, on the right, under "Key Issues", and point out the "Waste, Fraud, and Abuse" (WFA) link. Yes, friends, this is the group that investigates WFA issues.
It's the very definition of irony.
Then, find the dragon:
Play on and around the dragon:
In the meantime, I'll thank everyone for kind thoughts and calls on the night of the storms. Keep those who were affected in your thoughts.

When: It has to be 1981 or 1982.
Who (l-r): Amanda, Jessica (I think), Michael, Audra, me
Where: The old Otis Park pool.
Demonstrating either my love for the water or my short attention span: Probably more the latter. I couldn't be bothered to wave at the camera as we were (obviously) being instructed to do. Amanda, fortunately, has the same problem. As I remember it, we spent most summer days at the Otis Park pool, thus my fantastic tan. This is where I failed my first swimming lessons. Ahh...the irony.